Delirium; or The Book of the Mad.

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Chapter 7

The laptop smells like cat semen and there’s nothing I can do about it. I’m now ashamed to write on it in public where other people can smell it and, look at me like I personally have been gurgling cat jizz. The cat hides under a counter or bookshelf whenever I see him and gives me an evil look, like he’s mad at me for taking away his sex toy. I’ve taken to hiding my backpack with the laptop on the top shelf of my closet, but he sits and waits for me to screw up and leave it out. This has become a battle of wills.

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